Do You Use Waze? Let's Have A Pissing Contest

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05/21/2015 at 09:08 • Filed to: waze, driving, pissing contest

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Waze is an awesome tool that helps us avoid traffic and police traps. It also tracks our driving. Now that I’ve shown you mine, show me yours.


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Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:09

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awaits 505.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:11

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How does one use an app when driving? I have never understood.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:15

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WTF is ‘Waze’?


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > thebigbossyboss
05/21/2015 at 09:15

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With a suction mount on your windshield. It’s passive unless you take it upon yourself to report any issues you encounter, but even then not so bad to use. To this app’s credit, when you try to input and it sense you’re moving it’ll ask you if you’re the passenger, and make you confirm that before letting you change anything.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/21/2015 at 09:16

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It’s a neat thing for cool stuff while driving.


Kinja'd!!! ShiroZ31 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:18

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Waze pisses me off a lot. But it’s the best thing going.


Kinja'd!!! GTI Sprinks > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:19

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haven’t really used it since google bought it up and integrated waze reporting to their map app. Use to love it though. Maybe i’ll come back to it with new phone.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/21/2015 at 09:19

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Cop highway robber’s worst nightmare.


Kinja'd!!! boobytrapsandtreasure > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:25

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I’m at 46,103. My wife is ahead of you at 69,XXX.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:29

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Oh I see.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > boobytrapsandtreasure
05/21/2015 at 09:32

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Damn you guys must use it every day! How long is your commute?

My numbers have been declining for the last year of not working at CCC.


Kinja'd!!! ShiroZ31 > ShiroZ31
05/21/2015 at 09:33

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Post the picture to dummy


Kinja'd!!! Henri915 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:37

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I’m bitin’ at your ankles, I have 57,644 points and I’m ranked 19341..
I LOVE WAZE. If it saves me from ONE ticket (it has) that’s paid my cell phone bill in deferred insurance premiums and fines for a couple months.


Kinja'd!!! boobytrapsandtreasure > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:42

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She’s been at it for a year. Her commute is around 20 miles round tip each day. But she reports any and everything to boost her numbers. I’ve used it for eight months, rarely report anything. My commute is 30 to 35 miles, round trip, depending on the day.


Kinja'd!!! Wave Motion Gun > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:46

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All driving. I think I have one map edit to my name. Current commute is 30 miles each way, but was 55 each way for about 6 months.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:47

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Waze kills my battery if the phone isn’t connected to power and overheats the phone if it is.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:51

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what’s that?

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:51

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I’m at 46,341 and 859th in my state.

Only 17,289 points until my crown.

Joined 10 months ago.

What do I win? Eventually I’ll have to battle 505 for supremacy.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Leon711
05/21/2015 at 09:51

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in it to win it


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 09:53

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I used it for about a week years ago. It drained my battery faster than it could charge. Deleted


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > 505Turbeaux
05/21/2015 at 09:58

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I think I have 4 points.


Kinja'd!!! TheTick247 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 10:07

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Kinja'd!!! TheTick247 > TheTick247
05/21/2015 at 10:09

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@505Turbeaux got me beat. Handily, but I have a lot more points. Not sure how that works, but it’s all good.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
05/21/2015 at 10:09

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I’m coming for you!


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Henri915
05/21/2015 at 10:21

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Oh it’s saved me from plenty. I almost feel too protected when I’m running with Waze and a V1 or Escort.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > boobytrapsandtreasure
05/21/2015 at 10:22

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Good on her!


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > jariten1781
05/21/2015 at 10:23

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Time to upgrade!


Kinja'd!!! Henri915 > Henri915
05/21/2015 at 10:25

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Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > 505Turbeaux
05/21/2015 at 10:26

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Holy shits. BRB gonna go drive 1000 miles and report everything I see.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > CalzoneGolem
05/21/2015 at 10:27

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PROOF!


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Funktheduck
05/21/2015 at 10:27

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Sometimes I like to try to hurry to arrive where I’m going before my phone dies. It’s a game. A dumb game. But a game.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > TheTick247
05/21/2015 at 10:28

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My lawd!! Great work.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 10:30

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I can’t into screenshots.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 10:32

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haha that was many years of long commutes, I am slipping in rank now that I walk to work, kind of like you


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > 505Turbeaux
05/21/2015 at 10:33

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Do you leave it running when you walk to work? That’d probably help me.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 10:35

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I guess you can login to the website.

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Kinja'd!!! MPA > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 10:57

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Hmmmmmmm. I have 56k points, but am ranked 2,684th

now I see - 2,684th in my state, 414,240th overall


Kinja'd!!! KylesPerGallon > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 11:31

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Ahh damn it, you got me beat.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 11:38

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when you take a flight leave it running...it registers when you land. Not that I would cheat like that or anything ;)


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 11:52

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Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > 505Turbeaux
05/21/2015 at 11:53

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And now I know why I have more points, but you have a higher rank than me. Well played, sir.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 11:56

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Hah! It’s a relatively recent phone (LG G3) but Waze crapped out after upgrading to lollipop. None of the other GPS apps behave that way so I’m guessing it’s some combo of new OS, an unoptimized application, and maybe hardware. I figure it’ll get corrected in a software update or two...but until then I’m Wazeless.


Kinja'd!!! horspowr1001 > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 11:58

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I FUCKING LOVE WAZE

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Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 13:06

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Shit kills my data but it is very good.


Kinja'd!!! PWRandSPD > Jonathan Harper
05/21/2015 at 16:22

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > 505Turbeaux
05/23/2015 at 12:44

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hahaha


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > 505Turbeaux
05/26/2015 at 18:23

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505 up in this like:

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jonathan Harper
05/26/2015 at 18:35

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Grownup Wazer apparently. 3,100.

I only use Waze when I’m going into DC/Leaving DC because traffic hellhole.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Tohru
05/27/2015 at 07:26

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hahahaha what a way to wake up


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Jonathan Harper
06/10/2015 at 21:02

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Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop
06/10/2015 at 21:10

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Shit score.


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Jonathan Harper
06/10/2015 at 22:54

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Blame the liquor, bub.